http://humorfeed.com/story.php?title=new-passport-applications-surge-as-hillary-and-trump-matchup-likely-%7C-the-nil-admirari WASHINGTON (The Nil Admirari) - Earlier today, the U.S. Department of State reported a 300,000% surge in new passport applications. The State Department attributed the surge to the increasingly likely presidential matchup between former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton and current xenophobic billionaire Donald Trump. Thu, 24 Mar 2016 17:48:07 UTC en